Baldrick, D'oh!
As I did a couple blog posts earlier, I'm reposting some comments in response to a review of a book on public speaking in The Simple Dollar.
The book appears to provide good advice based on my own career as an occasional teacher and trainer. (I've received excellent ratings for all my talks... often in the top 5% of the speakers at STC conferences.) However, a few points weren't made explicit in the review or were omitted. Since this blog is about communication, a few thoughts from my own experience:

The first thing to do is ask yourself what about the topic excites you. If you're not excited by the topic, odds are good you won't be able to communicate why it's important and interesting to anyone else. On the other hand, if you can feel excited or inspired by the topic, you can enjoy giving the presentation and share your excitement with the audience; I've found that makes all the difference.

I've also found that when I remind myself why I'm doing the presentation, and remind myself that (by and large) I like my audience, that removes 90% of the pressure because the context changes to become a dialogue or conversation with people I like and who I hope will like me, not a lecture to an audience that is there against their will or to criticize me.

Second, work until you understand the topic thoroughly. One of the biggest fears of speakers is that someone will ask you a question you can't answer and that this will make you look like a fool. It's never possible to know everything about a topic, and sometimes you'll even run up against a troll who's out to make themselves look good at your expense. But if you establish a friendly, helpful attitude right from the start, as I suggested earlier, the troll's more likely to look bad than you are. That's particularly true if you're willing to admit your ignorance: the best response when you don't know the answer is "here's my gut impression, but to be honest, I'm not sure; leave me your e-mail address after the presentation and I'll try to get you a better answer once I'm home again".

The point about rapid pacing is correct, but misleading. You should never race through a presentation like you're trying to sing a Gilbert and Sullivan "patter" song. On the contrary, you must speak at a brisk but unhurried pace, like you would in any other conversation. Of course, the overall presentation must not drag: present only the key points, and don't belabor any point by endlessly supporting it with details. Present only the key points, and only the key details required to support those points.

Lastly, a point about brevity: Presentations must be as long as required to cover the required material, neither longer nor shorter. If you've been hired to give a full-day workshop, "concise" simply isn't possible; 8 hours isn't "concise" in any reasonable interpretation of the word. But do account for the attention span of your audience. Some excellent advice I've seen repeated by really good speakers is "think sitcom, not movie of the week". Half an hour is a typical attention span, but in practice, for longer presentations such as half- or full-day workshops, you may need to think "mini-series": a series of 1-hour presentations separated by breaks. This keeps the audience awake and interested, and gives them time to absorb what you've said.
Baldrick, D'oh!
Here it is, the last day of my "vacation", and I've managed to finish the scheduled writing, revision, and layout in the nick of time (i.e., before the usual work crunch begins again tomorrow morning). That took nearly 2 weeks of continuous effort, but I'm pleased with the results.

My book of essays on scientific communication, Exchanges, is now ready in near-final form. All that remains to be done is:
  • Finalize the cover (which I hope my daughter Alison will be able to do for me soon). If not, I have an alternative that should work.

  • Insert the Cataloguing in Publication (CIP) data once that arrives from the National Library (hopefully within a week or two).

  • Order a couple copies from Lulu.com to ensure that it prints correctly before I expose anyone else to it.

  • Produce an ePub version for various reading devices. I'm told that should be quick and painless; I'll believe that when I see it.


  • A Higher Power and other stories, my first collection of short stories, is now laid out and soon to be ready for public consumption. I'm waiting on the CIP data (hopefully by late January) and permission from a graphic artist to use their stock illustration for the cover. The collection includes the murder mystery Blood in the Snow, a novella or short novel that's an hommage (if you're being kind) or a pastiche (if not) of the traditional "and then there were none" style of murder mystery.

    My new year's resolutions: to blog more often, and to revise (or create from scratch) enough stories in the coming year that I can publish a second collection next year at this time.

    Hey, it could happen.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    Trent Hamm writes an excellent personal finance blog entitled The Simple Dollar. He's also interested in writing novels, which prompted me to provide some advice based on my own experience. Here's the comment I submitted to his blog, modified slightly to fit my blog:

    Trent provided updates on his fantasy novel. Speaking as the author of some 400 pieces of nonfiction, a handful of short stories (two published commercially), and three self-published fantasy novels, a few thoughts:

    Trent: "Why haven’t I written it yet? Time, mostly. The ideas behind the novel float around in my head all the time, but turning those ideas into actual written prose is a time-consuming process."

    Me: I've found that to do the job right, you really need a significant block of uninterrupted time. Once you slip into the voice/tone/mood of a story, you need to write without interruption until that feeling fades. So some of the best advice I can give you is to plan some free time well in advance; if you find that you can write all day, schedule a day, whereas if you can write for only 3 hours, schedule 3 hours. If you're never sure when the muse will hit, create a "bank" of enough work (e.g., Simple Dollar columns) held in reserve that you can use to free up that writing time. Given your domestic situation, you may need to find a reliable babysitter who can come in on little notice to take care of the kids.

    Trent: "Right now, the novel exists as a fairly detailed plot outline that I keep tinkering with..."

    Me: Some parts of writing are purely mechanical, but the really interesting parts are subconscious: you start to understand your characters in a way that you can't do from just a detailed character description. Most writers describe this as "the character comes alive and starts to develop their own opinion on what should happen". Never repress that, no matter what your outline says; going with the character makes the novel far more organic and seemingly unscripted. You should still try to guide the character down the path you've created in your outline, but sometimes they'll take a detour that you never anticipated and that is far more interesting.

    Also note that unlike non-fiction, there's a point in fiction when you need to stop outlining and start writing. At some point, outlining becomes a method of delaying, not a method of improving the sequence. Like you, I always start with a detailed outline, but writing is a voyage of discovery for me as much as for my characters, and you have to give them some "free will" to see where it leads.

    Trent: "...and one chapter that I’m not even sure will be in the final novel. It might actually be a prelude."

    Me: In my novel Jester, that's exactly what happened: one of the most character-revealing moments in the story, formerly buried deep in the novel, became the first chapter on the advice of my writing group. It creates a powerful sense of "who is this guy and how did we end up here?" that motivates you to keep reading.

    Speaking of writing groups, see if you can find one in your area. Regular meetings provide a powerful incentive to keep writing, and although the feedback varies dramatically in quality (you have to be both honest and ruthless about what advice to accept), any feedback is a good thing.

    Trent: "Although the novel is self-contained, it could easily develop into a series."

    Me: That's important. A character's story never really ends until they're dead, but there are many logical pauses along the way when life slows down a bit. Stories should end at one of those logical pauses. One problem with most commercially published trilogies is that the first and middle book end artificially at a cliffhanger to seduce people into buying the next book. Real life (and its fictional equivalent) doesn't usually work that way.

    Trent: "I also have several ideas for a second novel that I’d love to write, one with a more modern setting."

    Me: Modern novels are more difficult because you have to do much more research to get the details right. People will be more familiar with those details and thus, more sensitive to flaws. You still have to do a lot of work on the background of a pure fantasy novel to ensure that it's self-consistent, but because you're making up many or most of the details, readers can't say "wait... that's not what happened in 1812".

    Trent: "2012 is the year that I’m going to write them both."

    Me: Depending on how you work, you may find it better to finish one novel before you begin the second one. The problem with working on two novels together is that they tend to bleed together stylistically. That's okay if they're a prequel/sequel pair, but not if they're completely independent. Some writers can keep two novels separate; I'm not usually one of them.

    Trent: "I’ve decided already to go the self-publishing route regarding these novels, and I’m going to be discussing them and promoting them"

    Me: Be aware that with a few notable exceptions (e.g., John Scalzi), most commercial publishers won't touch a book that has been self-published. The logic seems to be this: either it's good enough to have sold a ton of copies, in which case we won't sell any more copies, or it's not good enough to sell a ton of copies, in which case we don't want it.

    Marketing is a lot of work, although you have the advantage of a large audience of people who like you and like your writing style. I'd recommend that as part of your book reviews in the coming year, you pick a few good books on self-publishing to review. (Many of your readers also want to write and publish, and this is obviously a good topic for a series of discussions of frugal ways to do this.) This lets you kill two birds with one stone: provide useful content for Simple Dollar, while also supporting your own writing.

    Trent: "I’ll worry about selling them when that bridge comes."

    Me: That's the best bet. Write because you love it and have a story you want to tell, and for the satisfaction that comes with completing a novel in a way that satisfies you. There's so much competition out there, particularly in the self-published world, that many really good stories never find a home with a commercial publisher. That's no comment on the author or their skill; it's simply a numbers game.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    Scary that it's been so long since my last post, but I have good excuses.

    Right up to the last 2 weeks of the year, I was working my ass off to get the paying work out of the way so I could take some time off to work on a couple books (details below). The problem with being a freelancer is that there's often precious little "free"; I've been blessed with a large group of loyal clients, so if I want to take time off, I need to squeeze their work into the remaining time before I quit for the year. (I referred a few last-minute requesters I simply couldn't fit in before the new year to my network of freelancers.) I survived the latest work crunch, took a deep breath, and moved on to new things.

    New thing the first: Over the past decade and a bit, I contributed on the order of 60 articles to STC's scientific communication SIG newsletter. All are available on my Web site, but it seemed like a good idea to bundle them together in a single place. So I've revised them and compiled them in a book, Exchanges: 10 years of essays on scientific communication. The print version is now complete, awaiting a cover photo from my daughter and cataloging-in-publication data from the National Library of Canada. Once that's done (hopefully in the next couple weeks), it's off to Lulu.com for printing, and if the test run is successful, the book will be available for purchase.

    I've also got the eBook version about 95% complete; the remaining 5% is causing much hair-tearing, since InDesign has somehow borked all the lovingly created hyperlinks for the URLs in the book. I did what the instructions said, double-checked that the links were correct in InDesign, and it's still insisting on linking them to the wrong Web sites when I generate the PDF. No idea what's going on, so I've thrown up my hands in disgust and set it aside for the moment, hoping for inspiration about what went wrong.

    New thing the second: In the few days remaining before I have to go back to work, I'm going to finish revising a novella that's been gathering dust. Once it's done, I'll bundle it together with all my current crop of short stories to produce my first collection. Given the short time remaining, that probably won't happen before February.

    Along the way, I've resolved to give up on my short story reviews for Asimov's and F&SF. There simply isn't time to write them and still have time left over for my own writing, so I'll take a hiatus for a while. You can read the reviews I've been writing for the past several months at my fiction site.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    It's been a busy week, what with work and preparing for the ConCept (mostly literary) science fiction convention in Montreal this weekend. I'm hoping to have some time later this week to write up some thoughts on the panels I attended and those in which I was a panellist. Stay tuned!

    In the meantime, a placeholder: One of the things I love about fandom is the huge number of well-read, highly intelligent, interesting people who attend. I came back yesterday all turbocharged with enthusiasm and the desire to get back to my own writing. Probably won't happen this week, given that I've got five full days of work ahead, but maybe next weekend will be kind to me!
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    The Fermi paradox (loosely, "if the universe is so old, why aren't there more civilizations of intelligent aliens out there?") has many explanations. My personal explanation is that even if we could recognize (say) a radio signal from another star, the odds of deciphering its message without any context are slim to none. (Think of the barriers that faced Egyptologists until the "Rosetta Stone" was discovered if you want an idea of the magnitude of the problem. And that's for a human language. A truly alien language will be an order of magnitude more difficult to translate.) The footnote to that is that most societies won't bother spending the money to scan the heavens for signs of life, which drastically decreases the number of civilizations that are detectable in the first place.

    Of course, the ever-reliable XKCD has a better explanation.

    Could be.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    As you may have heard, the Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite (UARS) is due to come crashing back to Earth some time in the indefinite but near future; the bookies are betting on 24 September 2011, but that's really what we in the profession refer to as a SWAG ("scientific wild-ass guess"). The re-entry windows I've seen depicted basically cover all of Earth from the Arctic Circle in the north to the limits of how far penguins can swim north from Antarctica. Scientific precision? More of an oxymoron than you might have thought.

    The U.S. space agency, in an attempt to be reassuring, reports that the risk of the satellite striking anyone when it crashes to Earth is 1 in 3200. That's uncomfortably larger than the 1 in 10 000 risk NASA supposedly aims for.

    Well... that's a relief, then... After all, the annual risk of dying in a car accident is a reassuring 1 in 6500 according to the U.S. National Safety Council, and the risk of dying in a tsunami if you live near a coastline is around 1 in 50 000 according to one estimate (by Michael Paine, an Australian member of the Planetary Society). Yet everyone knows at least one person within or not more than a couple degrees of separation removed from their immediate circle who died in a car crash, and how many tsunami deaths have been reported in the past decade? Statistics should reassure us, but most of us don't think mathematically, so they don't. It's long past time scientists should have figured this out. Perhaps they should learn not to speak to the public until they do, since they usually do more harm than good with such lame attempts to reassure.

    The BBC goes on to report that "scientists have identified 26 separate pieces that could survive the fall through the atmosphere. This debris could rain across an area 400-500km (250-310 miles) wide." That pattern is actually a pretty good analogy for what you'd see if you pointed a shotgun at a globe on your desk from arm's length, spun the globe slowly, and then pulled the trigger. (To be clear: I exaggerate for the sake of illustration. Please don't write in to correct my ballistics.) You'd think the rocket scientists, formerly a term used to express the concept of "really smart guys", would plan for what even the most ancient of scientists referred to as the "what goes up must come down" principle and plan right from the start how to decommission a satellite safely and reliably. But apparently, multi-million dollar budgets only go so far, and the really important thing is to get it up in the first place (something we could tentatively name "the Viagra principle"). What happens later? Someone else's problem.

    Realistically, the odds of the satellite fragments coming down anywhere that would cause serious damage are much slimmer than the scary 1 in 3200 figure suggests. Earth is awfully big, and human-populated areas are awfully small. Yet I can't help hoping that the satellite manages to find its way home and land smack dab atop the Kennedy Space Center. (The human cost should be negligible; they'll have at least 2 hours to plot the trajectory after the satellite descends far enough to pose a threat, leaving plenty of time to evacuate the Center.) Maybe visiting the smoking ruins of the U.S. space program would get scientists talking about taking responsibility for their work and, in particular, would get space scientists talking about the consequences of their work.

    Could happen, right? After all, they're rocket scientists, and by reputation, pretty smart people.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    So today, I'm waiting for the tea to steep and playing "cat fishing". That's where you dangle a string or troll it past the cat, and the cat leaps upon it like a starving bass. Katrine, mighty huntress, is all batshit crazy over this old bootlace she pulled out of somewhere—Best Cat Toy Ever—and becomes Concentration Incarnate whenever I dangle it before her. Much pouncing ensues, with the tempo growing increasingly frenzied as the bootlace stubbornly refuses to be caught.

    Then in mid-pounce, she skids to a halt so she can groom her paw. Lick, lick... okay, I'm ready to be Mighty Huntress again.

    I'm imagining this scenario in the long, sad history of great moments in evolution: Somewhere out on the Serengeti, the alpha female lioness* finally brings down the antelope, and is just about to administer the coup de grace when suddenly—grooming emergency. "Honey, would you mind holding the antelope a moment while I lick my paw?" Antelope escapes, lioness starves, lioness version 2.0 carries on the genome.

    * The males are layabout good for nothings, existing mostly to provide semen. The females would probably get along better without them.

    Or imagine a Larry Niven story, with the Kzinti warriors (basically giant cats) getting into hot and heavy combat with the Terran Space Marines, when all of a sudden it's time for a collective grooming break. Much like the Britons in Asterix, losing England to the Romans because they insisted on stopping the fight for their daily 4 PM tea break.

    There are aliens among us, and I'm not always sure which of us is most alien.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    Why is there life in the universe? As Iain M. Banks (Use of Weapons) explains, it all comes down to a case of galactic indigestion:

    "... it's like this: the.. dust clouds and stuff in the galaxy are... its food, and its food keeps speaking back to it. That's why there are so many humanoid species; nebulae's last meals repeating on them."

    So why is there intelligent life in the universe? Why, because of intelligent design, of course:

    "Alcohol in the dust clouds. Goddamn stuff is everywhere. Any lousy species ever invents the telescope and the spectroscope and starts looking in between the stars, what do they find?" He knocked the glass on the table. "Loads of stuff, but much of it alcohol." He drank from the glass. "Humanoids are the galaxy's way of trying to get rid of all that alcohol."

    I can think of worse cosmologies.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    After reading one of my reviews, a reader wrote to suggest I might be trying to make stories fit some preconceived critical theory.

    Nothing could be farther from the truth. But the comment led me to spend a few moments defining my goals and my approach when I review fiction. The result: my reviewer's (s)creed.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    Let's start this essay with a quote:

    "I'd like to widen people's awareness of the tremendous timespan lying ahead—for our planet, and for life itself. Most educated people are aware that we're the outcome of nearly 4bn years of Darwinian selection, but many tend to think that humans are somehow the culmination. Our sun, however, is less than halfway through its lifespan. Six billion years from now, it will not be humans who watch the sun's demise. Any creatures that then exist will be as different from us as we are from bacteria or amoebae."—Martin Rees, cosmologist and astrophysicist


    I love sharing quotes not, as some do, because they believe that it shows their erudition, but rather because the author made me think of something I might not otherwise have pondered or reminds me of something I'd forgotten or inspires my imagination. I hope that this and other quotes that occasionally appear here will do the same for you.

    This particular quote achieved relevance because of an essay by Robert Silverberg about John de Mandeville that I read this morning. John was one of those medieval explorers (or not) who nominally traveled the world and encountered wonders. Only... many of these individuals never left their library, where perhaps they were inspired by a bottle of wine consumed too fast while browsing Herodotus or some other "natural historian" of the world's remoter regions.

    What fascinates me is the magnitude of the distortions created by these authors: It's easy to forgive a short, half-starved European encountering well-fed Masai for the first time for imagining these people as giants—but not 40 feet tall. In de Mandeville's account (as told by Silverberg), it's easy to imagine a sex-starved European explorer stumbling across a placer deposit of diamonds lying on a river bank or beach in South Africa, near an eroded kimberlite deposit, and imagining the male and female diamonds breeding in the sand and scattering their children for all to see.

    I think this is part of a larger trend in human social evolution, from a nearly complete lack of understanding of our world to the modern incomplete, yet far more sophisticated understanding permitted by science. Our ancients and not-so-ancients created myths and lower-case-g gods as their attempts to explain their world, but also as their attempt to describe something they wanted to believe in or wished were real. Possibly some of this was the natural human tendency to exaggerate for effect while speaking to a receptive audience, and possibly some of this was the kind of people who would (today) become authors of speculative fiction. Mostly, it seems to be an inherent and ineradicable human desire to observe and explain. As science and logical inquiry have become more integral to our society and way of thinking and have provided increasingly refined tools for understanding our world, these kinds of explanations seem to have faded away, replaced by our own modern beliefs. But as Martin Rees notes, it's hard to imagine what things we believe implicitly based on science and mathematics will be proven to be inaccurate, exaggerations, wishful thinking, or just outright wrong.

    It also pays to remember the inherent human desire to believe safe and comforting things, or things we wish were true, and to exaggerate unsupported but attractive opinion until it achieves the status of fact in many minds. Consider, for example, this graph of the correlation between belief in evolution and national wealth. Clearly, the scientific revolution hasn't reached everyone yet. And it's deeply disturbing that one of the most advanced nations in the world has an educational system that has failed so many people.

    It's interesting to speculate about whether we'll eventually evolve beyond this primitive state of believing whatever is easiest or most comforting rather than accepting and coping with "objective" facts that can be replicated, explained by a plausible mechanism, and supported by alternative lines of evidence. I'm in the Rees camp, in that I believe our sophistication will grow as we evolve socially and physically, but I have a hard time believing that something seemingly so fundamental to human nature will disappear. Paradoxically, that stubborn belief in the evidence of our eyes and desires rather than the belief in the evidence of our science is very comforting for someone like me who aspires to write comfortable fantasies and hopes he'll continue to have an audience for them.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    What’s the upshot of this long series of reviews? On the whole, “Welcome to the Greenhouse” is a worthwhile investment of your time and reading effort. Like any anthology, there are weak stories, including a couple that should have been sent back for major rewrites (“Benkoelen”, “True North”). But there are also several very strong pieces that more than compensate for them: in particular, Benford’s “The Eagle”, Sterling’s “Master of the Aviary”, and Vukcevich’s “Fish Cakes” are standouts, though for very different reasons.

    The tone of the tales spans the gamut from hard SFnal extrapolation to nearly unalloyed fantasy, and from pessimistic “we’re all gonna die” scenarios to tall tales and humor in the service of a moral. There are tales driven almost entirely by character, tales driven mostly by plot, and some elegant mixtures of the two; the Benford and Sterling tales probably strike the best balance. If you like the range of stories that typically appear in F&SF, you’ll enjoy this anthology too. Foster’s “That Creeping Sensation” earns special mention (in my entirely subjective opinion) for *ahem* breathing new life (and a scientific justification) into the hoary old notion of giant insects while also exploring this unusual but plausible side-effect of global warming for (so far as I’m aware) the first time.

    From a scientific perspective, most of the stories are sound, and take only minor and acceptable liberties with what we know about global warming. A few seem a bit shakier, but remain within the bounds of what is acceptable for the sake of fiction. I still find too many tales for which the author didn’t adequately research the scientific or technical underpinnings of their story or fully explore the consequences of their SFnal premises, but not to the point of undermining most stories or the anthology as a whole.

    My take-home message, to the extent that one can do so from what is (after all) a survey of a small sample of stories rather than a formal study of our field is that global warming has emerged from being an occasional blip on the SFnal radar and has become something that will increasingly become part of our field’s literary and scientific dialogue. My experience with a great many scientists over the past 25 years is that most won’t pay much attention to the musings of fictioneers, even to those with distinguished academic credentials (several authors in various fields, but most notably Benford from the perspective of “hard science”). But a few will, and I have some faint hope that they’ll find inspiration in this collection. In particular, I hope that some will begin working on Plan B, as Locke proposes in “True North”. That’s a notion I thoroughly endorse, despite my relatively harsh critique of his story.

    I particularly endorse disaster planning *right now* because the kind of potential crisis we’re facing is the kind of thing that will take as much as a decade simply to plan, and decades more to implement in anything like a satisfactory way. We have no historical or practical experience with problems such as the following:

  • Transplanting hundreds of millions of people out of countries that have become uninhabitable is a political and logistical nightmare the like of which boggles the imagination, witness how badly we’ve handled this problem for mere thousands in Africa. Even sending them food will be an order of magnitude more difficult than any historical aid projects.

  • This raises the additional problem of finding ways for nations to cooperate in a world that (since the founding of the League of Nations) has stubbornly continued to insist that politics is a zero-sum game. For the first time in history, will we find a way to see ourselves as all being in the same lifeboat and behave accordingly, or will we fall into old habits and descend into warfare over a dwindling supply of scarce resources such as arable land?

  • Finding enough food to feed all these people in a world where food security is already precarious will become even more difficult as temperatures rise and rainfall patterns become increasingly unpredictable; many crops will fail outright, others will produce much lower yields, and unless we dramatically lower our population, millions will starve.

  • Helping people cope with the psychological impact of such a catastrophic change will be a particular challenge. Modern psychotherapy has made great strides to escape its more questionable historical roots, but from the perspective of hard science the field is still at the stage of Alchemy 3.1 or perhaps Psychology 0.9. The changes that are coming will require an enormous amount of psychological support and a clear understanding of how to communicate successfully with frightened and probably violent populations.

  • Depending on how fast the situation becomes desperate, and how early we begin planning, we may face some nasty triage situations. If we can’t save everyone, how will we choose who gets to survive and what will we do with those who aren’t chosen? This kind of situation has been discussed with varying degrees of rigor by many SF authors over the years, and a consideration of these suggestions by professional ethicists (rather than reinventing the wheel) will be necessary long before we actually have to perform the triage.


  • There are many other issues; these are just the most obvious. The development of such a plan would be precisely the kind of project ideally suited to a group as diverse as the SF/F community. We have authors who can extrapolate better than many scientists (because they’re less constrained by the need for scientific rigor), including some who contributed to this anthology, but we also have members who can provide the rigorous professional expertise in physics, biology, sociology, psychology, and other fields that will transform those extrapolations into something concrete and actionable. It’s never possible to fully characterize or fully anticipate the consequences of such a complex problem, but putting a large number of minds to work on the project (crowdsourcing!) would help us at least try. If we’re more fortunate than I expect, and all this effort proves to be unnecessary, at least we’ll have encouraged a new kind of international cooperation.

    This is precisely the kind of thing that a Wikipedia-like project would be ideal for. Any volunteers?
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    Lewis Jessen is nicknamed “Bear” for a reason: at 7 feet tall and with a build to match, even half-starved and 67 years old, he’s a giant of a man. In 2099, he’s homesteading in northern Montana, near the Canadian border, when just about everyone else has moved away or migrated north in the hope of getting into Canada, which still has a liveable climate. He’s getting by, but the fat he’d stored up over a lifetime has evaporated and he’s gone gaunt. Orla, his wife of 42 years, died of lung cancer just 4 months earlier, and Bear is despondent. Without her, and with no other humans anywhere nearby, he has no reason to live but for one: he promised her he would not kill himself after she died.

    Some might persist from faith, but that won’t work for Bear: “Bear still believed in the Protestant God of his youth... but it was not a worshipful relationship.” By this stage of climate catastrophe, things have fallen almost completely apart, with billions dead or still slowly dying and predictions before the great die-off suggesting that fewer than 100 million people would eventually survive, most of them living within the Arctic and Antarctic circles. Like Bear’s slow slide towards death, the human world is headed downhill fast too, with not much to look forward to and no hope of reprieve from a higher power.

    [Spoilers] Into this gloom comes a refugee, so starved and filthy and small Bear initially mistakes her for a 13-year-old. Patricia Vargas is actually 18, Hispanic, and clearly far from home. One night, while Bear sleeps, she invades his cabin and begins rummaging for supplies. He wakes, and he’s willing to let her take what she needs right up until the moment when she accidentally knocks over one of Orla’s vases, one of the few tangible mementos he has of his wife, and in his rage, he seizes the girl; she tries to kill him with a knife, but fails by chance and authorial intent. (A belly slash is a nasty wound, no matter how many rolls of loose skin you might have; unless he was sleeping in a parka, she should have hurt him badly.) Though he’s repeatedly considered suicide, having no reason to live anymore, he “didn’t want to make a murderer out of her for his own convenience”. Bear’s rage fades, but when Pat realizes what she’s done, she returns the next night while he’s asleep and fixes the broken vase with some of his last glue.

    By a combination of luck and his creation of a wide fireline (i.e., an area with no trees), Bear’s cabin has escaped the periodic wildfires that sweep through northern Montana even now, but his luck eventually runs out. He sees the fire coming from far enough away to do something about it. Two trees still stand by his house: an old aspen by his bedroom window, and a giant ponderosa pine. Despite his despair, he chooses to make one last stand, and fells the aspen to protect his home—but he can’t bring himself to kill the pine. (I loved those trees when I was in Montana, and couldn’t force myself to kill it either.) Whether it’s that decision, or pure bad luck (wildfires can send burning debris flying for miles), his house catches fire that night, as does the pine. (Ponderosa pine is a fire-adapted species, and usually survives moderate-intensity fires. Sadly, it seems unlikely to survive future high-intensity fires.)

    Bear escapes, still half asleep, but is overcome by despair at losing the last trace of his connection with Orla. He considers throw himself back into the fire, but Pat pulls him back and he lets her; a small troupe of equally starved, equally filthy children that she’s responsible for are watching, and he can’t imagine leaving them with the memory of his fiery death. Inevitably, Bear gets sucked into the task of caring for the children by the horror of their condition: the iconic images that extend in an unbroken chain of disasters from the Biafran conflict of the late 1960s to today’s ethnic cleansings, some are so starved they have distended bellies and one has eyes “that crawled with flies”. The supplies Bear and Orla had stockpiled in the cellar have survived the fire (not unreasonable), and he gives the children a small but restorative feast.

    Pat has already traveled thousands of miles from Mexico City to reach this point, and she’s heading north to the Arctic ocean (almost as far again) to reach a sanctuary her wise grandparents and many others began preparing nearly 80 years earlier, confident the government wouldn’t act until it was too late. Her parents fled urban chaos in Mexico to keep the sanctuary running, but lost Pat in the process. And it’s here that Locke’s story runs completely off the rails after accumulating a powerful head of narrative steam. Pat rescued the children from the local warlord, Colonel O’Neal, who is capturing refugees and using them as slave labor in his factories. It would be uncharitable (and incorrect given the lack of resemblance on any other level) to accuse Locke of deliberately creating an airforce colonel with the same name as the protagonist of Stargate SG1 (but for one letter), but it’s an unfortunate choice of name because the remaining plot descends into bad Stargate pastiche, minus the aliens. (I like many things about Stargate; their understanding of military matters isn’t one of them.)

    The children clearly need Bear’s help to reach the Canadian border, as he knows the local land intimately and is a wilderness expert, but they face insurmountable obstacles: all roads are patrolled by the Colonel’s troops, who capture or kill travelers, and the Canadian border is tighly controlled to keep out refugees. It seems unlikely Bear would have night-vision binoculars or that they’d survive the fire, but he does have them and they let Tommy, an older child and skillful scout, spot an ambush by two soldiers, children Bear used to know who have grown up and fallen into bad company. Bear tricks them into lowering their guard, and kills one with his knife; Tommy kills the other before he can shoot Bear. The group finds their way uneventfully to the border, where they’re promptly captured and turned over to the Colonel. Because they were carrying his men’s salvaged equipment, O’Neal wants to punish whoever killed his men.

    O’Neal’s a cardboard villain, shooting a refugee to punish Bear when he won’t talk (not to mention enslaving people to run his factories). It’s never clear whether he’s a civilian who rose to become a warlord and somehow captured key military resources that should have been desperately defended by their owners, or a fallen professional; the former seems most likely given that his troops are poorly trained amateurs with little discipline. That makes it implausible he could have captured such significant military resources. Various useful civilians have accreted around O’Neal’s camp, including Desmond Marcus, Bear’s former pastor and a former friend; their friendship ended when Bear could no longer accept Marcus’ blither optimism over God’s plan for the world. (Sadly, Marcus is the standard kind of stereotypical religious nut from central casting that infests too much SF/F.) Because Bear is an engineer, and would therefore be useful, O’Neal will employ rather than punish him for killing the two men, and will even spare the children from servitude in his factories if Bear toes the line, but Pat will become the Colonel’s personal property. (Why he’s interested in a half-starved 18-year-old girl when he has his pick of the civilian population defies reason: she’s too old for this to be pediphilia and too young to have developed much skill in bed.)

    O’Neal’s plans would embarrass a Bond villain: he will use a military-grade blimp to invade Canada bearing nuclear weapons his men have unearthed. (For the record: “Blimp” is the wrong name, as it refers to a class of non-rigid airships that are limited too a small size and low cargo capacity for engineering reasons. “Zeppelin” or “airship” would be a better description, since only this class of machines are large enough to contain all the facilities Locke describes.) For this to be plausible, we must ignore two inconvenient facts: modern nuclear weapons are tightly locked down to prevent domestic terrorism (you can’t use them without high-level access to the necessary codes that O’Neal could never have obtained), and no large airship can be fast enough to deploy a nuke and escape the blast radius. Hollywood rears its ugly head as Bear overpowers O’Neal and binds him and all his guards singlehanded. (A lesson to budding writers: Always play-act your key stunts. Here, hold a prop gun to the head of a friend and try binding his arms and legs one-handed, even if he merely resists passively. Next, bring in two more friends as guards and a third as your captive’s executive officer in the same room, all armed, and remind them that the exec is a cold-blooded killer with no qualms about killing his commander and taking command for himself. Now try binding all five of them. The scene simply doesn’t work physically or logically.)

    Bear frees Pat, who in turn frees the children, and they plot their escape. Bear’s had experience with explosives in his engineering career, so it’s plausible he could set demolitions charges—if he could somehow evade the guards at the weapons repository. Fortunately, they’re drunk enough that he can, but would anyone really risk drinking on duty given the punishment any leader as brutal as brutal would deal out? As a skilled hunter, Bear might be very stealth indeed, but given the number of guards, it seems unlikely he could wander around a busy military camp undetected. When the charges detonate at the crack of dawn, Bear and the children rush to the airship hangar, only to find O’Neal’s exec has escaped and is waiting for them with his men. Bear continues to use O’Neal as a shield, and we’re told that Pat and the children move out of range—which is just plain silly. Men with rifles could take down Bear before he could kill O’Neal, and a trained rifleman (Locke uses the term “snipers”) could easily and reliably hit targets 100 yards away indoors with no wind, which farther than the longest dimension of even the largest hangar. The good guys escape, but Bear’s shot three times before they clear the hangar; fortunately (deus ex machina time), there’s a fully equipped surgical suite aboard the airship, and a surgeon there to staff it (even though the theft of the airship occurred at 6 AM). The point here is to achieve a happy ending, no matter how it might defy logic. Also, need I mention that even modern airships generally can’t take off and land by themselves; all that I’m familiar with require a large support crew on the ground.

    The final strike is an intrusive and clumsily executed delivery of the story’s message: “Why had nothing been done while there was still time to act?” I emphatically support the message; as I noted in the essay that began my reviews of this anthology, I think we’re already long past the tipping point, and that it’s time to begin planning survival strategies rather than debating whether we can halt global warming. My only objection is how clumsy Locke’s delivery of the message felt.

    From a larger perspective, I find the whole notion of local warlords in a modern nation unlikely. I’ll accept them as a fictional device, but it’s far more likely that as things collapse, local military units will be detached from central command and control, and assigned to local civilian command, with their circle of influence steadily narrowing to the area surrounding the civilians they’re protecting. All of the military men I’ve known (mostly Canadian, one American, most officers) have been consummate professionals, and without falling into hero worship, I believe they are profoundly committed to their service. I have a hard time imagining them suddenly becoming pirates; discipline is the foundation of a modern army, and what separates (say) the U.S. army from your typical banana republic crowd of thugs with rifles is discipline and a profound devotion to protecting their civilians.

    Speaking from a Canadian perspective, I also couldn’t buy the notion that Canada (my home) could remain an independent nation in such a situation. In the otherwise lamentable film “The Day After Tomorrow”, the U.S. relocates en masse south to Mexico as the north freezes; in a rare note of realism, the Mexicans, not being fools, welcome them. In Locke’s story, the U.S. leadership would relocate northward en masse, and Canada’s government would undoubtedly welcome them with open arms rather than publicly admitting they had no alternative. Our armed forces have world-class training, and are respected internationally for their quality, but they’re a small force (far less than 10% of the U.S. staffing level), and their equipment was state of the art—for 50 years ago. Recent history (water rights, softwood lumber, electricity exports, forced import of fuel additives banned in the U.S., Arctic sovereignty) have convinced most Canadians that the U.S. largely does what it wants and ignores Canada’s concerns. As a former prime minister, Pierre Trudeau noted with his trademark wit: “Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.”

    Bear’s a likeable curmudgeon, nothing new under the sun but still well described and a pleasant POV character. Locke gets many details right, as when he eloquently describes Bear imagining his wife’s likely reaction to a situation and the way that old couples nurse their arguments: “Eventually, he figured, he’d either get over being mad at her for dying first, or die too, and end the argument that way.” He also has a cynical and often amusing way of looking at the world; for example, the fire has destroyed (Pooh) Bear’s “hundred acre wood”. Locke also has a gift for the occasional memorable phrase. My favorite is undoubtedly the finest description I’ve read of the ecologically unsustainable modern consumer society: “Human civilization had collapsed under its own weight, the way Ponzi schemes do.” I’ve seen a great many experienced scientists do a worse job of explaining the problem.

    What Locke does well, he does very well indeed. He writes well on a sentence and paragraph level: the words flow smoothly, often eloquently, and create a clear sense of place and of his main character. Bear is an attractive, fully developed character who faces an emotional and physical challenge that would crush a lesser man, and he rises to the challenge and finds a way to restore his will to live by focusing outwards on alleviating the misery of others instead of dwelling on his own despair. That rings very true, and if the story ended there, it would have been one of the stronger contributions to the anthology. But the last half of the story completely erases the gains made during the first half: the plot is sabotaged by poor research (*never* rely on Hollywood or TV for your military education), and by a failure to give the secondary characters any attention, let alone as much attention as he gave to Bear. In the end, “True North” is a disappointing story that should have been sent back for a major rewrite.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    Tyler and Ilse are online buddies—fellow game-players in an online game “Still Burning”, former (online only!) lovers, and now BFFs. They’re living in a world steeped in pervasive computing. Tyler goes everywhere with his augs (augmented-reality tools that overlay his virtual world atop the real world), when he goes anywhere at all. Mostly, he works at home, in a small apartment integrated with a shopping mall so that he rarely needs to leave the complex. (That’s a shame, because he lives in Oregon, which is one of God’s many countries.) When Ilse’s grandmother dies, Tyler decides on a noble gesture: to actually fly down to Phoenix to meet her in person and help her through her grief, though he’s not at all clear on how he’ll help; most of her other friends are content with adding “sympathy” to her blog. It’s all very modern.

    [Spoilers] Let’s get a key point out of the way right from the start: the mysterious fish cakes of the title, Ilse’s Gram’s secret recipe that she’s handing down to her granddaughter, postmortem, are largely a red herring*, though Vukcevich builds a surprising amount of interest while we wait to learn the secret ingredient: fish flakes, but the kind you feed to tropical fish rather than people, and they turn out to be fairly appalling stuff unless heavily masked by other flavors. (I’ll take Vukcevich’s word on this one. Blech!) The larger point is twofold: first, that Ilse is willing to share both the secret and the last supplies of fish flakes with Tyler, and second, that there’s a viral video making the rounds of a guy eating sushi, and it’s almost a pornographic experience, since tuna and salmon are either extinct or available only to the very wealthy.

    * No, I’m not at all repentant.

    The tech is very well handled, in terms of both the thought given to the technology and its impacts on people. Tyler’s small apartment, for instance, has display screens on all four walls so he can alter the look of his physical environment at will whenever augs aren’t what he needs, he must “turn off the [virtual] cats” before he leaves to meet Ilse, and he has an exercise bike with a generator that is tied to the grid so he can earn electrical credits to power his virtual world. (Vukcevich remembers this detail well enough that later, when Tyler arrives in Phoenix, he’s unable to take a rent-a-bike from the bus stop to Ilse’s house: he rarely leaves his apartment complex, so the only bike he’s ever ridden was in VR or safely attached to the floor.) The current buzz over “the cloud” is well-integrated with the story; Tyler’s data and software are all stored online, so his travel augs are completely disposable; they can be easily and cheaply replaced whenever necessary. And necessary they are, because Tyler and his generation rarely want to deal with unaugmented, non-multitasking reality. When Tyler takes off his augs, a “single sharp and chilly aspect of the Multiverse seized him as if he’d been tossed into a cell and someone had slammed the door behind him.”

    The larger point of the story is how all this tech affects the humans. Vukcevich carefully considers the impacts of our increasingly networked and virtual world on humans and their relationships. As Tyler preps himself for the flight to Phoenix, he makes a telling remark about the stress this will cause him: “Inside that room, Tyler was like a brain in a skull—his little you, the classic homunculus”, and leaving the apartment is about as attractive as a brain transplant. Indeed, most of his friends refer to getting together in the flesh as a “meating”, and find it impressive (if vaguely creepy) that Tyler’s willing to do this at all. As one notes, referring to the Quixotic physical visit, “he’s killing windmills for her”. On another deeply human note, Phoenix has shrunk to 20% of its former size because the desert has become almost unliveable, with temperatures well over 100°F even in the winter—as Vukcevich notes, this desert city never made much sense, and makes even less sense now—yet many people (including Ilse) still cling to their city simply because it’s home. When Tyler meats [sic] Ilse for the first time, there’s a wistful sense that she might accompany him back to his home in Oregon, but the closing line of the story soon disabuses us of that notion and remind us of the kinds of people we’re dealing with in a single, neatly turned phrase:
    “You’re not coming back to Oregon with me, are you?”
    “No,” she said, “but thanks for almost asking.”

    There’s a subtle amusement at and affection for his characters that runs throughout Vukcevich’s story, but the only overt humor comes when Tyler passes through airport security: he’s stripped of his clothing, cavity searched, stripped of his augs, sedated, shackled to a gurney, and loaded aboard the plane like cargo, clad only in paper disposables that make hospital gowns seem like carefully considered examples of superior ergonomics. (Tyler, of course, knew nothing of this before arriving at the airport, since his only experience of air travel would be what are presumably highly retro online simulations.) The humor works so well because it’s played entirely straightfaced, both for the author and for Tyler, who simply accepts this dehumanization like all the rest of us sheep currently do. I can easily imagine air travel becoming this bad; it’s already more than halfway there. Were I the cynical sort, I’d be tempted to speculate that Homeland Security is a secret ploy by the Democrats to eliminate any incentive to travel by air, thereby helping to meet the U.S. commitments to reduce carbon emissions without the Republicans catching wise. But that would be silly, right?

    “Fish Cakes” is a fascinating blend of Asimov’s “Naked Sun”/”Caves of Steel” sequence and Niven and Pournelle’s “Oath of Fealty”, though considerably more skillfully written than either and with better attention to the human implications of the story context. It’s not so much about the greenhouse world of the anthology’s theme (eliminating any greenhouse reference would require only minor changes to the story), but to be clear, that’s not a criticism; though climate change is mostly backgrounded, it’s nonetheless well integrated with the story. “Fish Cakes” shows Vukcevich at the top of his form: it’s wry, insightful, and thought-provoking in a low-key way.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    Riki is a biological researcher who lives in the Kaimai Mamaku Forest of New Zealand, on a hobby farm where she raises alpacas. Her life changes in an instant when she receives a call from a friend, an astronomer at the Mauna Loa observatory who reports that his satellite measurements show the solar constant has dropped by more than 30% in an hour and is continuing to drop. Recognizing the implications, Riki immediately gathers survival supplies and flees, abandoning her farm, her alpacas, and her old life.

    [Spoilers] As in Niven’s chilling “Inconstant Moon”, only in reverse, something has changed drastically in the Sun. In this case, it’s not a solar flare, but rather a drop in heat output this will precipitate an ice age literally overnight. Riki is smart enough (and strong enough) to force herself to instantly drop everything, and rather than bemoaning her fate, she cuts her losses and immediately flees for Rotorua, where the hot springs will provide heat long enough for people to survive. It’s a fortunate coincidence that Riki’s area of research is nutritionally complete algal food sources, with the goal of sustaining long space missions such as a mission to Mars using food grown onboard; with luck, her genetically engineered algae will provide enough nutrients for survival even though the rest of Earth’s food chain has been erased in a single stroke. Another fortunate stroke is that she’s been working on microorganisms suitable for terraforming cold planets such as Mars, a related area of research; releasing these microbes into the newly frozen world means there’s a chance of eventually restarting Earth’s ecosystems and giving humans a chance to survive. Perhaps most important of all, Riki is smart enough to immediately start gathering the experts that her small enclave of humanity will need to survive: she includes the obvious ones like engineers and medical professionals, but also remembers crucial roles such as the planners and organizers who are often neglected in disaster stories. Having chaired (and endured) numerous committees at research institutes, I can attest firsthand to the importance of such people and can also state that even the brightest scientists (perhaps particularly them) are not always the best choice for such roles.

    Lawson accomplishes a potentially difficult task, namely making the human cost of the tragedy clear and something we can empathize with, yet without being manipulative; this is done by describing in simple, unadorned words consequences such as the loss of distant loved ones, inability to save friends who won’t be able to reach the Rotorua sanctuary in time, and listening by radio as other enclaves of humanity gradually lose power, are unable to produce enough food to survive, and succumb to these and many other death sentences. Talk about “cold equations”! Those who survive the initial crisis may not survive much longer if they cannot develop some kind of sustainable food source, so Riki and her colleagues set about planning to bring them her algal food resource as soon as the New Zealand enclave has ensured its own survival; this is as much about ensuring that enough genetic and intellectual resources remain to preserve humanity as a species as it is about concern for others. That makes Riki an interestingly complex character: she has sufficient strength of character (possibly even enough outright coldness) to cut off her emotions and do what’s necessary in a crisis, yet at the same time, she mourns her abandoned alpacas and wishes she’d stayed long enough to shoot them so they wouldn’t suffer; keeping them alive simply wasn’t in the cards, and unlike most of us, she understood this and made the necessary sacrifice.

    Except for a couple (brief) didactic chunks, Lawson maintains a tight emotional focus on the human tragedies at the heart of the story and does so effectively. It’s a sobering tale, and doubly so because of Lawson’s rigor in following through the harsh premise to its logical conclusions. Told from the perspective of one of the survivors, speaking to an adopted child (possibly because the narrator has lost their own child or that child has lost their parent), “Sundown” becomes an effective and moving “founder myth”—a celebration of the human will to survive even the worst catastrophe.

    The contrast with the other stories in this anthology, all of which feature greenhouse warming, is striking, and represents one of the things I love about SF/F: the ability of an occasional author to subvert the standard assumptions and try something new. Lawson also reminds us, without preaching, that even if we don’t manage to destroy ourselves with greenhouse gases, Nature might still manage the trick for us. Even after decades of research, we still understand the sun so poorly that without considerable additional study, our only hint that something bad is about to happen will be when it smacks us upside the head, as in this story and Niven’s story. Moreover, space opera notwithstanding, there’s not much we can do to alter the behavior of something as large as a star, and it will be centuries or longer before we develop that capability. There have been many pleas by scientists to increase funding to study our sun, and given the importance of variations in its behavior on life on Earth, we’re overdue to start some serious investments in those studies. With enough warning, we might survive such a catastrophe. Without that warning...

    Several someones, scattered around the world, are working on projects similar to Riki’s project, so it’s not a stretch to think that her algae might soon be available. The notion of terraforming Earth is a bit more problematic, since the microbes Riki has been working on must first survive, then multiply, and any way you slice it, terraforming will take an awfully long time. The rest of the science and its consequences are highly plausible, though with a few footnotes. The biggest one is that a global ice age this severe would leave few to no refugia for plants and animals, although the plants are more important in this case. Unless tropical refugia exist, there won’t be enough plants to replenish Earth’s oxygen, and people may even suffocate before they starve. If the sun’s output drops so dramatically, radio transmission and reception might become impossible other than for short distances. (If memory serves, long-distance radio transmissions require the ionosphere, which would dramatically shrink or even vanish if solar output drops sufficiently.) A third concern is whether it’s realistic to think that with no advance warning, even Analog-style scientific and technological heros could bootstrap a safe enclave on (literally) a few hours’ notice that would survive the near-instant plunge into an ice age long enough to build something more durable. The complexity of such an undertaking is not to be trivialized.

    As always, there are nits to be picked, but none that seriously detract from the story. I don’t know whether Lawson has considered expanding the story to novel length, but that would provide a fascinating opportunity to explore all the characters and human tragedies—and triumphs—implied in this short story in greater depth.
    Baldrick, D'oh!
    It’s probably a good thing that a Di Filippo story follows “The Bridge”, since he’s an author who always brings a smile and a wink to his work. But I’ve often criticized his work because it strikes what is, for me, an uncomfortable balance between humor and the serious issues he sometimes addresses; the result often falls uncomfortably between the two extremes, never quite satisfying either humor or seriousness. I deliberately let some time pass before embarking on “FarmEarth” simply to ensure that it wouldn’t strike me as inappropriately glib in juxtaposition with “The Bridge”. That turns out to have been a wise choice, since it let me assess “FarmEarth” more objectively on its own merits.

    Crispian Tanjuatco is 13 years old at the time of the study, living in a near-future world where implants (auricular for sound and cellphone, “memtax” for visual and Web interface) are common and genemods (such as “kymes” = chimeric chimps, presumably with human DNA added to make them more intelligent and useful to us) are becoming ever more common. His half-brother Benno, for example, has had his brain “overclocked” (like many computer fans do with their CPUs), and while it makes him brilliant, it also gives him an autism-like affect during interpersonal interactions. Crispian’s family is a polyamorous “polybond”, with Darla as his egg-mom (egg donor?), Kiana as his mito-mom (host womb?), and Marcel as his “lone” father. Darla’s an osteo-engineer and a quant girl (i.e., someone who loves her numbers); for example, when Crispian bemoans the fact he’ll have to wait six more months until he’s ready to play FarmEarth, she points out that this is only 4% of his life thus far. Kiana works at the NASDAQ casino (a notion that had me snorting in mirth) as a hostess, and she’s good at her job: she sells more drinks than any other worker, and that takes more than just interesting cleavage. Marcel’s what we’d call a house-husband, who spends his day managing the family’s needs and “playing” FarmEarth in his spare time.

    [Spoilers] So what exactly is FarmEarth? It’s Di Filippo’s pastiche of FarmVille (in case you’ve been living in a cave and haven’t heard of it: http://www.farmville.com/), and though it’s pitched as a game, it’s a serious attempt to reverse the impacts of more than a century of cumulative environmental damage. Kids are trained in all the rudiments of ecology (right down to the genetics and -omics of individual organisms) until they master these concepts well enough to join the FarmEarth community. At that point, they begin remotely managing Earth’s ecosystems by means of teleoperated effectors of various sorts. Beginners get the short end of the stick while they’re learning, and can only manipulate minor things like bacterial colonies that need human assistance to move to the next pollutant hotspot; specifically, beginners take on tasks that can’t cause much harm if you make a mistake. (“It was basically like spinning the composter at home: a useful duty that stunk.”) In contrast, experienced Master-level “farmers” get to play with more complex systems, from herds of large wild animals right up to large chunks of an ecosystem; for instance, when we meet Benno, he’s working to enhance the root systems of a forest that is serving as a sand-control barrier in Mali. As you might expect, the possibility for seriously screwing things up means that there are many rules and restrictions, which is precisely the kind of constraints you’d expect an overeducated, exceptionally bright group like Crispian and his friends to rebel against.

    And rebel they do: they decide to hack the system so they can play free of those constraints. Their opportunity comes when Adán, the brother of Crispian’s friend Cheo, gets out of prison early for good behavior. Four years ago, he was imprisoned for misappropriation of FarmEarth resources (using his skills to grow drug crops instead of protecting the endangered animals he was responsible for), and this quite rightly raises a red flag for Crispian when Adán offers Cheo and his friends illicit Master-level access to FarmEarth in return for performing some unspecified work whose purpse he refuses to explain. Adán is associated with Los Braceros Últimos (perhaps “the ultimate workers” or “the strong arm of Gaia”?), a group that is frustrated with FarmEarth’s “slow but steady” approach to saving the world; they’d prefer faster and more radical interventions. But despite his reservations, Crispian bows to peer pressure (and the lure of a free ticket to Master level) and is drawn into the plan.

    The plan turns out to be tunneling with “molebots”, mining machines that could be operated easily enough by artificial intelligence—if not for an unfortunate incident when some AI demolition machines were hacked and used to destroy a VIP’s home, leading to a legislated ban on the use of AI for FarmEarth and other systems. The destination of the tunnels is concealed by Los Braceros, for good reason as it turns out: when Benno discovers what Crispian is up to (presumably Master-level players have better monitoring tools and more skill at using them than most other players), he forces his half-brother out of the system. Crispian resents his brother, and resists, but Benno has been indulging in martial arts sims for many hours, and easily defeats and immobilizes his younger brother. Benno reveals that the Los Braceros plan is to release the pent up lava beneath an Icelandic volcano in a single massive outburst, creating what is called a “Pinatubo Event”, named after the 1991 Philippines eruption that filled the air with ash and other stuff that reflected enough sunlight to significantly cool the planet. It’s a risky proposition at best, and likely (as in the case of the real Pinatubo) to produce only short-term benefits; more importantly, the plan shows a flagrant disregard for the Icelanders who would be killed by the eruption. Benno quickly pulls in his mother, Zoysia; both are such experts at FarmEarth that they have “God-level” access to the system’s controls when they need it, and they quickly and nastily shut down the Los Braceros operation.

    It’s probably too optimistic to project polybonds as the social norm, particularly given how increasingly reactionary (not less) societies tends to become as the world becomes a scarier place or descends into outright crisis, but given that this is SF, it’s fair to project what we’d like to see happen in the hope that maybe it will inspire our readers to make it happen. (Worked for the space program, right?) It’s also utopian to assume that anything as powerful as FarmEarth wouldn’t be aggressively exploited by organized crime or by national espionage agencies, respectively for profit or to take down international rivals. We’ve already begun seeing organized efforts by (for example) China to hack into American government systems, and although we haven’t seen the Russian Mafiya clean out any major banks, it’s only a matter of time. The one truism in the war between computer security professionals and crackers is that the crackers always find a way in eventually. That’s germane to the story because there would be awfully tight controls on Master-level user accounts to prevent such abuses. Presumably, this is how Benno discovers what Crispian is doing.

    One of the biggest problems I have with Di Filippo’s writing is the excessively high idea density. It’s not the ideas per se that cause the problem, since we always have lots of fun exploring them with him; rather, the problem is that he often can’t resist the urge to make them explicit so that we, as readers, will understand the source of the science or technical knowledge that gave rise to the ideas. Sometimes this (mostly) works, as in the following example: “Instantly we were out of augie overlays and into full virt.” (That is, Crispian is describing the shift from augmented reality, with a heads-up display adding information to what he can see with his own eyes, to a fully-immersive virtual environment displayed exclusively inside his head.) Too often, this leads to awkward infodumps, as when Crispian describes the living sponge the kids are using as a hackysack, and it can also lead to overdescription using terms that real people would never use outside of an engineering conference: the Coke machine is described as a “solar-butane fridge” and the “faintly flickering OLED” of Crispian’s memtax is another example. This is precisely the kind of thing everyone in the story world already knows and therefore would never explain to anyyone else... “as you know, Paul.” *G* After all, when was the last time you told your Mom or yourself that you were testing beta release 1.7 of Windows 9 running in a virtual machine on the second core of your Core i7 processor? (Okay, maybe as an SF reader you do talk to your mom this way. *G*)

    A lesser problem is a recurring theme in the stories I’ve read, namely that the primary female protagonist seems always to be gorgeous and well-endowed while also being brilliant. It’s laudable that Di Filippo is willing to treat beautiful women as highly intelligent until proven otherwise, but I’d be more comfortable with this if (i) he wore this less overtly on his sleeve and (ii) an occasional example of his really intelligent women wasn’t so pneumatically enhanced. The goal is laudable, but somehow it comes off as forced.

    Many of my criticisms of Di Filippo’s approach amount to differences in personal taste, and should not be taken as condemnation. He has a unique style that is not without its pleasures, even if it’s not always to my taste. The teen characters in the story are reasonably convincing and his description of their group interactions doubly so. The pleasantly multi-ethnic group of protagonists is also a nice change from the status quo. The notion of an older person running a gang of early-teen hackers might seem unlikely, but it turns out to be very realistic. (When I was in university, an online friend in Toronto suddenly disappeared; years later, I learned that she’d been arrested for organizing exactly this kind of hacker gang.) Di Filippo also tells an interesting tale, clearly and economically written, and the idea density makes it great fun for your inner geek. His satirical poke at the NASDAQ casino is funny precisely because of how true it is. Still, despite these virtues, I always seem to leave a Di Filippo story feeling vaguely unsatisfied. That’s too bad, because there’s much here to like.
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    Andromeda is the child of a White teacher and an Ingalikmiut woman who has long since left them to live in Anchorage; her father was originally attracted to her because of her abiding sorrow and the fond but misguided notion he could bring her enough happiness to pull her out of it. Years later, her ex and children still live on Little Diomede Island, in the middle of the Bering Strait between Alaska and Russia. In the wake of greenhouse warming, this part of the ocean has been ice-free throughout the year for long enough that the U.S. and Russia built a bridge connecting the two countries. (The 80-km bridge would be quite the engineering feat, but feasible enough that it’s been seriously proposed in the past; the water depth would be no more than a couple hundred feet, even accounting for the predicted sea level rise.) At one point, heavy trucks used to bring goods back and forth between the two countries, leading to a measure of economic prosperity for the islanders, but troubles in both nations have caused the traffic to vanish. Now, the islanders survive mostly on the government royalties from oil sales that all Alaskans receive.

    The story begins with a present-tense narration, with the unnamed narrator watching a teenager, 17 and already pregnant with her second child, her father and brother “gone”. She’s filling out an unspecified checklist that seems like make-work, and resenting it, and possibly considering throwing herself off the bridge to end it all. The split between this omniscient third-person POV and subsequent first-person accounts is jarring and confusing and may throw you out of the story if you’re not willing to persist, but persist and you’ll be rewarded—just not in anything resembling a pleasant way. [If you have a sensitive nature at all, stop reading this review now and don’t read the rest of the story. The story’s wrenching, even stripped of nuance and detail as it must be in a review.]

    [Spoilers] Two of the locals, Preston Robert and Mukta, have found a way to supplement the village’s income—by selling their emotions and sensations over the Web to people who are curious about how the Ingalikmiut perceive their world. They do it using the computers in the middle of Andromeda’s father’s classroom, entering and leaving with no concern for whether this might disrupt classes; like many natives, they resent the White man in their midst, have no desire to show him any respect, and constantly rub his nose in the fact that he doesn’t belong here, despite his self-avowed mission to rescue the children through education and give them hope of something better. Though he’d like to keep them out of his class, he’s been warned that they are “untouchable” because of the income they bring in. But their occupation is hazardous, and when Mukta’s work triggers a seizure, Andromeda’s father tears him away from the computer and keeps him alive until the village medic can take over. Enraged by this close call, Andromeda’s father locks the doors to the classroom and denies access to the computers to anyone but the students, enraging Preston—who gains his revenge in short order by killing the teacher and making it look like he fell into the ocean and drowned.

    But it gets worse. Preston gains his first revenge on the teacher by raping Andromeda—repeatedly, initially with a condom but later getting her pregnant. She is unable to bring herself to turn him in because he threatens to harm her family if she does, and when Preston kills her father, this leaves her with an enormous burden of guilt. We soon infer that the woman the narrator was watching in the opening passages is Andromeda herself, though we don’t yet learn how she’s able to watch herself: Is she reliving memories from a safe distance, or distancing herself from events the way many trauma survivors do? Andromeda’s situation grows ever worse. Their father did not change his life insurance policy after his wife left him, so Andromeda’s delinquent mother receives all the money and will not share it with her children. They have no way to survive, as the community support net that once existed has long since been destroyed by the endless grinding hopelessness resulting from the destruction of the traditional native way of life. Gwimaq, her twin brother, must turn to selling his emotions over the Web, though it may be killing him and though most of the money goes to Preston’s gang. One day, when Preston reveals his plans for Andromeda and Gwimaq can endure no more, he sets out to kill Preston and his cronies. He fails, and flees across the bridge to Russia, abandoning his sister to their tender mercies. When Preston rapes her again, this time for all the world to see (and pay for) over the Web, Andromeda commits suicide by chaining herself naked outdoors so the cold will kill her. She hopes that when the police investigate, they’ll find her pregnant, figure out who the father is, and bring Preston to justice—but she’s forgotten the ever-hungry birds, who soon strip her corpse and leave no evidence behind but the bones. Andromeda has moved on, becoming part of the northern aurora, watching from above, but it’s not a hopeful transcendence: what sustains her is anger and a desire to watch vengeance slowly unfold as her village slowly sinks beneath the sea.

    “The Bridge” is unrelentingly depressing, immersing us ever deeper into the grinding hopelessness of Andromeda and hinting that the other villagers may fare no better. There are scant moments of grace that give Andromeda strength to carry on. She and her father seem to have had a loving, heartwarming relationship, playing at games together such as walking together into the snow, then backtracking carefully in their footprints so it seems like they vanished at the end of the trail. She’s obsessed with or perhaps possessed by numbers, making her seem “slow” to outsiders, when in fact she’s able to perceive the auras and emotions people have and the endless stream of numbers that makes up the world, and it’s a source of beauty of a kind; this explains her passivity to some extent, since the description sounds very much like a form of autism. She wears three watches on each arm so she can track elapsed times from key events, such as the date of her first rape and the arrival of the telescope. They’re probably gifts from her father since she would have had little money of her own. Her father was fascinated with astronomy, and shared that love with her when the two pool their scant resources and purchased each other a telescope as a mutual gift. When she tells us of how she finds her father drowned, with his “glow” gone, she compares his corpse with the dark heart of the Andromeda galaxy that is her namesake, and she thinks of it as the place “where numbers go to die” (a clever, if chilling, description of the black hole at the heart of the galaxy).

    Guthridge’s descriptions of the aurora and northern climes reminded me profoundly of their cold beauty, though in my case I’ve only seen it from northern Ontario rather than the Arctic. It’s spectacular enough from that distance that it must be mind-boggling farther north. The descriptions of traditional aboveground burials because the ground is frozen too hard to excavate (though by the story’s time, it would no longer be frozen that hard during the summer) and of covering the coffin with stones to protect against bears (which are long gone, dead or migrated) are poignant reminders of traditions that have persisted through the ages long after their original reasons are gone.

    But these are rare grace notes in the progressively deepening horror of Andromeda’s life. The biographical note tells us that Guthridge has lived the life of the teacher he describes in this story, so he knows what he’s describing when he tells us of the life of the villagers; the hopelessness and endless tragedies of life in remote settlements that I’ve read about almost defy comprehension to a privileged child of the middle class like me. (His descriptions of the people rang very true, both the good and the bad, based on the aboriginal Canadians I’ve known over the years.) What he’s accomplished in this story, if you’re willing to let yourself feel it, is to make you feel in unflinching and inescapable detail what it feels like to be a native in such a community—and there’s no small irony in how this echoes the way the Ingalikmiut sell their own stories over the Web to survive. (To be clear: that’s not a criticism. Understanding and a desire to help begins with empathy, and Guthridge establishes that empathy.) It’s masterfully done, but it’s not a journey for the faint of heart to undertake. As the only story in this book that deals with the plight of the disenfranchised aboriginal people who will reap what we have sown, it’s a brutal reminder that bad as our situation may become, many others will have it far worse.
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    Marion’s a romantic heroine living alone in a kind of Bradbury-esque world of endless summers (the greenhouse tie-in) and sweetly asexual trysts with an endless series of the “boys of summer”—not the baseball players who gave rise to the phrase in Roger Kahn’s book of that name, but rather the kinds of summer “loves” that are placeholders and time-wasters while you wait for The Real Thing to come along.

    [spoilers] Marion’s so jaded about the whole serial dating thing that she can carry on the pre-first date conversations in her sleep, and even the initial excitement of a new face and new smile has begun to fade. It’s gotten so bad (she’s dated so many men) that she’s had cards printed up for them with her name and phone number, and gets “a discount when she ordered a box of 500”. She hungers after true romance in an enervated kind of way that leads to solitary reading of “Flair”, host of such trenchant articles as how to conceal skin cancer scars (not really a predicted greenhouse effect) and how to make heat stroke “work” for you, while filling out the banal kinds of quiz you find in these magazines. (Two sisters. “Cosmopolitan”. ‘nuff said.)

    At the end of each brief fling, Marion brings her discarded boyfriend du jour to a tent city she refers to as “Camp Marion”, a tent city where her castoffs gather to worship as members of the cult of Marion. She’s so self-absorbed that she thinks their obsession with her is vaguely sweet; their obsession is so great that they don’t even notice her enter their Bible revival-like meeting until, suddenly a bit freaked by all this worships, she yells at them to stop this and move on. But rather than being chastened, they are delighted to see her, shouting out heartfelt poetry and their protestations of love, and she flees, pursued en masse back to her home. When she calls 911 seeking help, the woman on the other end of the line chastises her for forgetting how rare love is, and for being unwilling to nurture it. Marion breaks down, crying, and we realize that the real problem may be that she fears true love more than she desires it. Unwilling to face that possibility, she flees in her car, driving until she’s exhausted. In the town of Bloomer where she finally stops, she meets Rey, a cute and decent-seeming guy, and falls in love with him, inverting her usual pattern thus far—right up to the point where Rey *dumps her* at “Camp Rey”, bringing the story full circle.

    Prill’s writing is smooth and fluid, without the sepia tones of Bradbury but with the same sense of longing and more innocent times. He has a nicely and effectively cynical tone in places, such as his invention of Marion’s business cards and his description of the “Flair” articles. There are nice touches that hint at post-greenhouse consequences, such as the stink of the unwashed bodies in unlaundered clothing at her favorite coffee shop, presumably because of water restrictions combined with frequent “greenouts”; cousins to brownouts, greenouts would seem to represent power outages that result from a need for power plants to shut down when they’ve generated their maximum permitted daily allowance of carbon dioxide. And Marion’s fugue-like existence is neatly summarized by my favorite pull quote: “Marion could scarcely remember the last time it rained. It was during Craig...”

    This doesn’t strike me as a major tale, despite its clever critique of the shallowness of summer love and how we fool ourselves during our obsessions. But it is skillfully crafted, a pleasant read that moves smoothly through to its denouement and—dare I say it—one that probably makes for perfect light summer beach reading.
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    Foster’s chosen a very different “what if?” than the other authors in this anthology. His starting premise is that increased warmth and atmospheric CO2 have recreated a climate much like that of the Carboniferous period, with temperatures often in the 90s (F) and relative humidity well above 75%. More drastically, atmospheric oxygen contents have risen to more than double current levels—presumably as a result of what’s known as the “CO2 fertilization effect”. Plants take in carbon dioxide for photosynthesis, and emit oxygen and water as their primary byproduct. If you’ve encountered the tropical vegetation in a hot and humid greenhouse or have visited a tropical rainforest, you can imagine the consequences of these conditions for plant growth, and the more the plants grow, the more oxygen they pump out.

    Thus, it’s not at all farfetched to speculate that plant growth would explode, pouring oxygen into the atmosphere. That’s not in any way a good thing, since one result would be catastrophic fires, since combustion is often limited by constraints on the fire’s oxygen supply. (Cylinders of compressed oxygen are often the most dangerous equipment in a modern laboratory for that very reason—they eliminate those constraints.) Another problem is how difficult it would be to breathe in such an environment, requiring the use of what Foster calls “reducers” to cut the oxygen down to manageable levels; apart from gettng “drunk” on the oxygen, high-concentration oxygen is highly corrosive, and damaging to the human body (mostly due to the presence of powerful oxidants such as free radicals). Talk about too much of a good thing!

    [Spoilers] The side effect that Foster’s chosen to focus on is the enormous increase in insect sizes that could potentially occur in this context. Insects lack lungs, and breathe passively via oxygen diffusion through their “spiracles”; thus, their size is limited by the oxygen concentration in the air. You won’t see an insect much larger than about an inch in diameter simply because diffusion is so slow that larger insects would die of suffocation. (This is one reason why most insects are so spindly: being thin makes it easier for oxygen to reach all tissues.) But if you double the oxygen concentration, you’ve got the potential for the 3-foot cockroaches and 6-inch bees of the present story. And indeed, it’s the bees that our protagonists, Sargent Lissa-Marie and Corporal Gustafson, military contractors and high-tech exterminators in Atlanta, have come to fight, armed with poison and armored kevlar suits.

    The two exterminators take a beating, despite their armor, but their attack on bees swarming a home that they hope to turn into a hive succeeds, with the aid of the 1-foot yellowjackets that are natural predators of other insects, including bees. Defeating a 3-foot scorpion is equally uneventful. But things turn nasty when the partners go to evict a 6-foot centipede from a family’s basement. Modern giant centipedes can kill mice and bring down small birds and bats, so you can imagine how nasty their Godzilla-scale future versions might be. (I don’t even want to think about jumping spiders, which are possibly the feistiest creatures you’re likely to meet despite their diminutive size, typically less than a quarter inch. A six-inch jumping spider would make a pit bull tuck its tail between its legs and run, provided the spider let it escape.) Fortunately for Gustafson, Lissa-Marie has enough experience to be ready when her much younger partner isn’t, and she blows it in two with her gun. Most insects aren’t too bright, and won’t miraculously become brighter as they grow, but it’s worth remembering that social insects such as bees are brighter than the average bug, and if you increase their brain size by more than 600%, there will be consequences for their intelligence (something Gustafson alludes to). But the real threat will come from ants, which are perhaps the most ubiquitous insect on Earth, and a highly effective foe because of how well they cooperate in foraging for food and in colony defence. Six-inch ants would be a major threat to us.

    Foster, as one might expect, is unable to resist slipping in some of his familiar humor, such as when an emergency call over the radio turns out to not to be a “42A” (boy stepping on scorpion), but rather a “42B” (scorpion stepping on boy). I’m not sure I want to live in a world where there are (at least) 42 different categories of invertebrate emergency, but it may be a problem our grandchildren may face. Describing the scorpion’s corpse as “chelatinous” (a combination of “gelatinous” and “chel” from “chelicerae”, the fanglike appendages of an arachnid’s mouth) is downright clever, if not likely to be something the protagonists would come up with. Last but not least, there’s a clear tip of the hat to Atari’s venerable video game “Centipede” when the bisected centipede continues attacking even after being blown in two; I was charmed to see that Centipede is still available. Very retro!

    The CO2 fertilization effect is a much debated aspect of the greenhouse effect. The basic premise is certainly true, but the extent to which plants will be able to adapt to the combination of rapidly rising temperatures and high CO2 is much less clear. Thus far, the evidence is decidely mixed. For example, rice plants are highly sensitive to heat, which can drastically reduce their yield of rice grains, and elevated CO2 levels increase leaf and stalk growth in some cultivated varieties at the expense of grains. Other crops face similar problems, and fighting these problems is a major focus of scientists and breeders who are striving to ensure that our crops will continue to feed us in a future greenhouse climate. Foster’s right on the money when he notes that other plants are likely to take over, as they did during the Carboniferous, and this is a broadly neglected potential side-effect of greenhouse warming. His take on the effects on insects is equally sound, with side effects including not only increasing conflict with humans, but increasingly severe predation of birds. Whether oxygen levels would really rise this high is something I’m not sure how to calculate; oxygen production is limited by the amount of CO2 available to feed photosynthesis, and too much oxygen can also be toxic to plants. But these are easy quibbles over which to suspend disbelief for the sake of an entertaining and provocative “what if?”

    On the one hand, “Creeping” is a minor tale, with no major narrative arc or dramatic character transformations. But on the other hand, it’s fascinating because it is (to the best of my knowledge) the first story to explore a previously neglected aspect of greenhouse warming. The only significant flaw is that there’s too much infodump, probably because Foster wasn’t confident his audience would buy into the notion of giant insects without some technical justification; that would probably have been better handled as a brief “afterword”, with only the most important points hinted at and the details left implicit.
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    The “California Queen” of the title is a paddleboat charged with bringing the legal system to communities in the Sovereign State of California that have been isolated by rising sea levels and the spread of an inland sea that has cut them off from the big cities. As such, the story fits between the flat-out “Mad Max” post-catastrophe tale and Green’s “Turtle Love” (see the previous review in this blog) in terms of the impacts on civilization: things haven’t entirely collapsed, yet the American union has fallen into independent states due to the central government’s inability to hold things together. Yet despite this, California at least is trying to keep things together. This has led to resurrection of the original form of circuit court, namely the kind that brings justice to each community via a traveling judge and court, something that’s more important than you might at first think. Maintaining the rule of law is a key step in protecting communities well enough that they can begin the long journey back to civilization. The resulting story context evokes images of the glory days of colonization of the American West, with the primary civilization back east separated by long distances from small cities that are only slowly growing in remoter areas.

    Taiesha Daniels is a Black woman who’s lost her husband and child during the violence that followed the initial phases of the collapse. She’s part of the California Queen’s crew, and a public defender. It’s not an easy life; the story begins with an attack on the Queen by pirates, clear evidence that although things may be holding together in the cities, they’re very much more fragile on the fringes. Taiesha handles herself admirably, shooting two of the pirates and defeating another in hand-to-hand combat when her gun jams; this is just one example of how skillfully MacEwen slowly reveals information that will prove to have ample justification once the explanation emerges later in the story. For example, when she shoots the first pirate between the eyes, this might be an example of someone who either hasn’t been trained in firearms (when in doubt, professionals aim for the center of mass) or someone who’s been trained very well indeed (a head shot is difficult when you’re reacting fast to an attack). We soon learn the truth: she’s ex-military, and was trained under the G.I. bill as a public defender.

    [spoilers] The plot gets rolling when Taiesha is required to defend Eric Moreland, mayor of the town of Atwater, against a charge of murdering Ramon, a 9-year-old refugee child who he accused of attempting to steal food—yet it turns out the boy may only have been catching rats for his family’s sustenance, thereby protecting the warehouse he was accused of planning to rob. Eric is a racist, sexist, violent man who’s set himself up as a local Boss Tweed. All these traits should immediately set us against him, yet Taiesha honors her responsibility to defend him under the law until he’s received a fair trial. But things are more complex than they seem. We soon learn that there may have been extenuating circumstances, since vigilante justice is endorsed by the California legal code when it comes to pirates and thieves; if such forms of cheating are left unpunished, the State believes, many innocent citizens will starve. Moreland is outraged by his arrest, at first seemingly because his authority is being challenged, but there are hints he really believes he was doing what’s best for his people by shooting a thief. This is, after all, a survivalist situation, and his town, though doing better than most, has little margin of safety. In fact, they may only have survived as long as they have because Moreland raised an army large enough to steal a desalinization plant from a nearby gated community; the State may have looked the other way because Atwater’s farmers were more important to the State’s survival than the dead “yuppies”.

    A final twist comes when we learn of the laws that have been implemented to keep the population below California’s agricultural carrying capacity. All children must be registered, with their identities established by DNA fingerprints, and even refugee children must undergo DNA testing so they can be entered into the public rolls and receive education, health care, and legal protection. Everyone is allowed a single child if it’s their own clone, or two if they produce their children naturally with a partner, but all additional children receive no legal protection whatsoever. (It’s a chilling echo of China’s one-child policy, gone one step more sinister.) When Taiesha completes one of her duties by DNA testing the mother and siblings of dead Ramon, she discovers that all three were the children of Ramon’s bereaved mother, who had claimed one of the children to be her sister’s child. Taiesha turns this evidence over to the Judge, knowing that it will force the mother to make a terrible choice: register her two surviving children so they will be protected by the law, or register only one of them and dead Ramon, thereby rendering Moreland vulnerable to prosecution for Ramon’s murder. In the end, she chooses to protect her surviving children, even though it means Moreland will go free. But Taiesha can’t accept this outcome, and murders Moreland in a way that makes it look like he’d fallen into the river and drowned after a drunken binge to celebrate his release.

    Unfortunately, her colleague Iain MacClure has been following her, and witnessed everything. MacClure’s role and origins have been unclear to this point, as he’s a Scot who retains his accent and therefore isn’t local. But how he’s managed to find his way here is a mystery. He works alongside Taiesha as an “auditor”, though what he audits is initially unspecified. We later learn that it’s the members of the ship’s crew he’s been auditing. Taiesha’s relationship with him is fraught; she clearly despises him, but the reasons aren’t clear, other than that he may remind her of the white mob that attacked her family. MacClure reveals that he’s an agent of the U.N., not California or the federal government, and that he’s here specifically to evaluate Taiesha: he needs someone with her unique abilities and personal moral code who can honor the forms of the law, but who can step outside it when necessary to see that killers receive the justice they deserve. It’s not a remotely plausible setup, as the U.N. would have many larger and more urgent crises to deal with; a simple fix would have been to make MacClure a “black ops” agent of the California government, which would have been logical and easy to swallow.

    For me, the heart of the story revolves around the fate of the refugees. As in many semi-legal or extra-legal immigration contexts, the immigrants aren’t being integrated with local society, making it difficult for them to survive without stealing. The pirates are by no means sympathetic (routine testing by the court demonstrates that they’ve become cannibals), yet what choice do they have if no community will accept them, and the only alternative is starvation? This isn’t a trivial problem invented for dramatic stage-dressing, but rather something integral to the greenhouse context. As large populations are displaced by rising seas, lethal droughts, catastrophic rains, and other climate disasters, we’ll face a difficult choice of how to deal with growing numbers of refugees: leave them to die so we can focus on our own survival, allow token numbers into our country but make no effort to integrate them, or make them part of our society, like our own immigrant ancestors. How much misery and crime could be prevented if we embraced our immigrants and helped them find homes and jobs, rather than isolating and alienating them? Lest one think this is all purely hypothetical, it pays to consider the current situation of Hispanic and Latino immigrants in Arizona, a situation in which the immigrants face harsh problems even though they pose little to no threat to anyone and the pressure on society is far lower than it will be when entire nations (Pacific islanders, Bangladeshis) arrive en masse at the borders of developed nations, seeking safety.

    The notion of capital punishment comes in for questioning too. In a survival situation, it’s hard to justify imprisoning and feeding murderers when honest citizens are doing without food. Yet Taiesha asks the difficult question of “how long it will be before we can afford not to kill everyone we convict.” The rule of law is something most of us take for granted, yet as the continuing attraction of the vigilante (whether Mad Max or Batman) and the Marshall or Sherriff in “Western” movies shows, it’s something we’ve been able to take for granted for a surprisingly short time. MacEwen reminds us of just how fragile our society is in the face of disruption, and how vulnerable society’s lower classes are, as recently became clear to Americans when Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans.

    MacEwan’s writing is mostly straightforward, with no attempts at grandstanding, but there are a few nice turns of phrase. A particular favorite comes when Taiesha describes the mob and its potential for violence: “It wasn’t a happy noise... A herd of cattle about to stampede sounded like that—a low, uneven grumbling that kicked her heart with a cowboy’s spurs”. The last part initially seems like it should have been cut to simplify and improve the phrase, but once we learn that Taiesha and her family were attacked by a starving mob, and that her husband and child may were either lynched or eaten, it makes perfect sense. “California Queen” is one of the darker tales in the anthology thus far, and raises difficult questions about how we’ll treat our future refugees and what proportion of the rights we take for granted are luxuries that we may no longer be able to afford when the fate of New Orleans is re-enacted at a national scale. All things we need to be discussing now (i.e., before the questions become more than hypothetical), prompted by authors who have raised the questions most of us don’t want to face.

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